Seto, do you have your deck with you? What do you want, Ken? I've told all of you before that I am a martial artist not a duelist. Unless you are eager to be destroyed by the power of my Shoryuken Dragon Punch then don't challenge me to a fight. So just fuck off! Seto, cut the stupid act because Setsuna isn't here and everyone knows that you are doing a really pathetic attempt in impersonating Ryu. I want to have a duel with you. I know all about your deck having the legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon and the god cards so I have had the great Yami Mutou teach me all that I need to know to defeat you. Yami also said that you are a fraud that got where you are by hacking in to the computer systems to give yourself the fake title of the "most powerful duelist in the world." Yami Mutou? The flaming faggot that is Dan's secret lover? You can just tell Yami to shove himself really hard up your ass. Duel me and I'll give you some of those secret 'date rape' drugs that you can slip in to Setsuna's drink so that you'll be a virgin no more. Deal! You're in luck I just so happen to have my deck here... So make your first move and let's duel. I play 'Swords of Revealing Light' to trap you for 3 turns! Stupid Seto, you're still a virgin and you wouldn't know what to do with Setsuna. Loser. SHUT UP! Stop fucking yourself up the ass with your deck and continue the duel. I summon "Celtic Guardian" in attack mode to take a chunk out of your life points. .................................... I summon "Alpha the Magnet Warrior" in attack mode to take another chunk out of your life points! .............................. Now I sacrifice both of my monsters in order to summon the "Dark Magician," your worst nightmare. My sword's effects have now worn off and your life points are down to 1. Why don't you surrender the duel now to avoid humiliation? Amateur. I only need one card to defeat you. Observe. I play "Call of Dan!" Turning you in to a Vega in Dan's eyes... What the fuck? What kind of card is that? Yami was right you are a fraud that doesn't fight fair! Did someone call for me? I see Vega! Come here, Vega, my love!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good riddance to that no good for nothing muthah fucking... Damn, I forgot to ask him for those drugs before he died.. Rich Ryu, I didn't know that you played with those silly cards! What was that all about? Were you trying to drug and rape me? Yes...... You are such a sweet virgin, a little too perverted but still sweet because you helped bring Dan and Vega together. Awwwwwww... Wait a sec, that's Ken getting raped to death by Dan not Vega! Dan is ass drilling the wrong person! I hope Vega is not jealous. Of course not. It's very fine by me and I can finally walk straight again. Thank you, Ken. FUCK YOU, VEGA!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!