Seto, I just had hot wild sex with your mother. We were rolling around and going at it for 4 hours straight. My mother is a prostitute, she would open up her legs to any man she sees. So don't think you are so special because my mother screws at least 500 men a day. Seto, your mother makes porn stars look like amateurs and I must marry her! People wonder why I have issues but let's see how sane you will be if that disgusting whore was your mother! All the men that my mother married end up dead from not being able to handle all the rough sex from her and with their penis eaten. Your mother also wanted me to tell you that she is very disappointed at you for still being a virgin loser. She says that you should just rape Setsuna to prove your manliness before Setsuna replaces you with a dildo or a Liu Kang blowup doll. You should stop pretending to be Ryu because you are not, you are Seto Kaiba the biggest asshole in the world! You can tell my mother to go fuck Dhalsim's elephants if she hasn't already! I'm perfectly happy being a pure, disease free virgin unlike my mother who likes to get her high by taking in all 4 of Goro's dicks at once! Hamha! (Hello!) WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS HAMSTER DOING HERE?!?!?!?!? I'm sorry, RR, but I went to the pet store and bought a hamster. Kushi-Kushi. Awwwwwww..... Isn't that cute, he's grooming his fur. I love my new hamster. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ Krmp-Krmp. Awwwwwww..... Isn't that cute, he's eating sunflower seeds. I'm going to spoil my new hamster rotten. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ Hiff-Hiff. Awwwwwww..... Isn't that cute, he's sniffing. Have some more sunflower seeds, cutie. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ Badda-Badda! Awwwwwww..... Isn't that cute, he's running around on his wheel. My hamster is just the cutest hamster in the world. Oh I just have to take pictures and show them to everyone. THAT DOES IT! ***STOMPS HAMSTER AND KILLS IT*** NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My hamster! You are a terrible virgin man! RR, what do you have to say for yourself? ***USES MAGIC TO REVIVE THE HAMSTER*** You know that I want 100% of your attention. I wake you up in the mornings for walks, I can fetch the remote for you, I yell at everyone I see to protect you, I am housebroken, I don't shed on the furniture and I can lick you all over. All that hamster can do is eat and shit! RR, how can you be so jealous of a hamster? Now be a good virgin man and apologize to my hamster. Fine. ***SHOWS THE MIDDLE FINGER TO THE HAMSTER*** Setsuna, can we have sex now? Grooba! ***BITES SETO'S FINGER*** WHY YOU LITTLE...... ***GRABS THE HAMSTER'S NECK AND CHOKES HIM*** Heh, heh, heh. Look at the ugly losers. Now the hamster is YOUR problem. ***THROWS THE BITING HAMSTER AT VEGA*** Eventhough this hamster is biting my balls, I feel no pain. I am immune to all kinds of pain after what I have to go through with Dan everyday. There you are, Vega, my love! Get ready to play with the Ass Stretcher 2000! ROSHAAAAA!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!