Soon I will be finally free of Dan. Jee jee jee. You wanted to see me, Vega? Remember how we made a deal that if I can get rid of all your enemies that you would help me to kill Dan? What exactly did you do? Cloud has been sever in ways that I never thought were possible and he has all his internal organs pulled out of his ass. All the men in Nibelheim are dead as well but the ones with blond hair seem to be covered with pink lipstick in the form of kisses. What did you do to cause such horror and chaos? Sources say that it was a monster in a pink suit that was repeatedly screaming the words Vega. You really have no idea do you??? ???????????? Setsuna went over to Nibelheim to spray every man there with a special rape perfume that makes them smell like Vega in heat. Then Dan was released there to 'feast' and what a bloody good time Dan had. I still don't get it but I really want to thank Setsuna for being so nice. Sephiroth, aren't you that psycho guy whose mother was a microwave oven? You have the same hair style as Vega that means that Dan will tear you apart in less than 3 minutes. You'll have to learn things the hard way here, newbie. Don't make fun of my mother! I'm also the legendary 1st class warrior from SOLDIER, I'm known as Shinra's ultimate and most powerful fighter. That was until I burned down and killed everyone in that company.... Not only that but recently I was finally able to obtain godhood by destroying countless planets and galaxies.... Sephiroth, don't believe the lies that other people tell you. I am your REAL mother and as your mother I order you to bring me every single man in Shadowlaw with a big cock so I can have them stuffed in my bed and drained of their cum! I don't believe you!!! If you were my mother I would have gone psychotic and mad with disgust!! Where is Dan because my Masamune sword is ready to have Dan impaled and killed with just one strike. Good because here comes Dan now and it is time for you to keep your end of the deal. Sniff, sniff! I smell Vegas! Hello, cutey, you have long hair just like my darling Vega but you have that same wonderful smell that Seto Kaiba has! A VIRGIN VEGA!!!!! Holy shit, another virgin loser. Make that he's going to die from Dan in less than 2 seconds. You are a strange looking Vega but don't worry Dan will give you lots of Saikyo therapy to stretch your black wing in to a pink one. Now put on this pink gi and take the Koryurekka like a Vega!!!! What..... What is this disgusting pink creature!!!!! I just remember that I have to take my mother to see her doctor and she doesn't want to be late for her appointment! ***RUNS AWAY SCREAMING IN FEAR*** Sephiroth, I'm right here! I'm your real mother! I SAID BRING ME EVERY SINGLE MAN IN SHADOWLAW NOW THEY NEED ME!!!! Now there is another son of mine that I wish that I should have had an abortion on. COME BACK HERE WE HAD A DEAL!!!!! YOU LYING UGLY COWARD!!!! Oh, Vega, my love. How thoughtful of you to try and bring an appetizer for your Dan before I enjoy you as my main course. Dan is so excited that he already started his Saikyo mating dance for his Vega. You know what to do! Bend over that cute ass and spread them wide for Dan's special drilling! ROSHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Yessy yessy! Dan loves his Vega and Vega is a dish best served with lots of pink loving. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have to find a safe place to hide before I end up dead too. So you are a virgin too? But you are worse than me because you are so much older than me and one day I will have Setsuna to make all my perverted fantasies come true. I'm not that old. Just because my hair looks white means nothing. Hello there, Sephiroth. I can let you stay and hide out at my castle too where it is completely safe from Dan. I'll get you a new collar and have your food bowls prepared right away. THANK YOU!!!! Setsuna, you do know that you are turning your castle in to a safe haven for virgin men and mad hamsters? Setsuna, don't I get a say in this? Not another stupid human! If he tries to steal my food I'll bite his spine out! You hear that, Seto? If I ever see you stealing my sunflower seeds from my bowl I'll bite your useless balls off! Shut up, you dumb fuck! How about I sew your ass up with your intestines and throw you to Dan so he can rape your throat a new breathing hole. Don't mess with me or I'll bite your head off and shit down your lungs! Why is this hamster acting so rude and bossy? Piss off, you old ugly freak! And that's MR. HAMSTER to you!!! Boys! Stop this fighting now or no one will be getting any sunflower seeds. Setsuna, I don't want to bother you but when is supper? Where do you keep the food? I'm hungry too! I want food and lots of sunflower seeds! Setsuna, when can we have sex? I wish I could see you naked in real life instead of just in my dreams. I assume that these two like to fight all the time but don't worry I will try to discipline them like how I used to behead the new recruits in the Shinra army. Seto, stop saying lewd, sexual offensive comments at Setsuna because they are very annoying. Shut the fucking Hell up, you dumb ass fuck! Point that sword at me and you'll be wearing it up your ass! Those are big words coming from you. You are a duelist, your card dueling skills are useless in a real fight. Your favorite dragons are nothing more than paper cards while I have been able to slaughter real life dragons in my line of work. You think Setsuna would really want a weak muscleless nerd like yourself? You take that back! TAKE THIS!!!!! You are so old, disgusting and freakishly ugly that you look like something Dan pulled out of Vega's ass! Did you just throw a card at me? I have no idea why Setsuna would want an immature boy like yourself hanging around here for? Anything a kid like you could ever wish to do to her I can do a hundred times better. Go and rot in a neglected retirement home for has been assholes, you old senile fuck! If you want to fight then let's do so! Setsuna is mine, I saw her first. If they both end up dead can I get their rooms? I SAID NO FIGHTING!!!! I think I just made a big mistake..... I'm going outside to walk the hamster and the both of you better behave or there will be no supper for either one of you! Come, Hamster, I'll find some fresh cats for you to shred and kill. YAAAAAYYY!!!!!