I am so bored today. I wonder who's lives can I make miserable by pairing them together? Let's see who deserves to be with each other just for the Hell of it!
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The ultimate fucking loser gay couple! Handsomest man in the world, the feminine Vega, with the gayest man in the world, the famous pink fag Dan.
These two absolutely belong together!
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Ken looks exactly like Vega! Tall, blonde and dumb! That is a perfect reason for Dan to have him. When Dan makes Ken wear Vega's claws up his ass and yodel, you can barely tell Ken
apart from the real Vega!
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He's blonde, he fits in the category of a Vega man so that makes him property of Dan. After Dan is finished with him, Guile will no longer
need hair spray to make his hair stand up.
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Another blonde, give him to Dan! Will Dan hurt a man with glasses? You bet he fucking will.
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Ever wonder why Bison likes prancing around in a fag leather suit? Let Dan shove himself up the Lord of Shadowlaw's ass!
You want psycho power? Dan will give you the psycho drive. Yeah, you like Dan riding your ass don't you, you stupid faggot!
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Dhalsim the rubber latex man. Sparks fly everytime when Dan stretches his elastic ass half a mile during his morning jog. Dhalsim fucking sucks and Dan likes that literally!
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What an ugly piece of gay shit! Blanka scratches his ass in public and before a fight as a mating call to Dan. Give Blanka to Dan to show him who is the real beast.
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Sagat and faggot rhymes..... Sagat killed Dan's father, there is bad blood between their families but I say let Dan rape him down to size! Let Dan make ear rings out of Sagat's testicles to match his eye patch!
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Ryu, please stop this. You have to promise me that you will keep your mouth shut while I take you safely back home.
Be a good virgin and take my hand so we can leave here before it is too late! |
Setsuna, are you turned on by my Ryu charms again? Can I not wear a condom with you for our first time?
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Be serious, this is no time for your perverted jokes! Ken, Sagat, Guile, Bison, Charlie, Blanka and Dhalsim are coming over here right now in a very pissed off mood because
they heard how you have been badmouthing them and they want to kill you.
NOW LET'S GO!!!!
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 Setsuna, can I ask you a question?
Where is Ken because he owes me some cum.
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Mother!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE????
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What do you think, son?
I'm only here because I care for my son and want what is best for him.
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LIAR!!!!! You are only here because you want to find more men to plug up every single hole in your body with!
You are probably here to rotate yourself on Vega's claws!
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RR, I don't think you should be talking that way to your mother... And Ken is with Cammy.
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Oh, I like her! Setsuna, please tell me if you know where Ken is. My panties are getting soaking wet and I'm going to make Ken eat and choke on my panties.... Oh, never mind
I think I see Guile and Charlie! Yoo hoo, Guile! Charlie! Want another 3-some? I'll ride you so hard that you'll cum for hours!
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Wow! Seto's mother is hot! I WANT THAT BITCH!
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Why thank you, Vega!!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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