Chapter 6: Hamster troubles

[Things will never be the same as today because a very traumatic change is about to happen that will affect many lives. Seto has just woke up at noon and after cleaning himself up goes to sit down at the table and wait. But today instead of being greeted with a big plate of pancakes and a glass of chocolate milk, he was sitting in an empty kitchen in total darkness with no food. Seto began to panic as he fears that Setsuna might have abandoned him for another virgin pet instead. However before too long the lights came back on and Setsuna returned. Seto smiled and came to greet Setsuna but his smile soon died when he saw that Setsuna had two new 'pets' with her.]

Seto: Who the fuck are they and what are they doing here? What horror store did you pick those creatures up from?

[Seto sees Setsuna carrying a rather large and vicious looking orange and yellow hamster in her hands. Following behind her was a tall ghost like man in black clothes with very long silver white hair and a right black wing.]

Setsuna: I was passing a pet store and saw this cute adorable hamster for sale. So naturally I had to buy this hamster because I have always wanted a hamster as a pet. His name is Mr. Hamster.

[Setsuna extends her hands towards Seto so he could see the hamster, the hamster hisses angrily and tries to bite his head off.]

Setsuna: Isn't he cute?

Seto: Fuck no and what the fuck is that thing?

[Seto was more angry with seeing another man around here invading his space. He was all ready plotting in his mind on how to kill and get rid of the hamster that was sure to cause him grief.]

Setsuna: This is Sephiroth. He is another virgin man that I found from a place called Final Fantasy Realm. Dan was in that Universe searching for Vega and in his frustration he made sure that no male ass was left unstretched. Unlike Vega, those men can't seem to survive very long if all their vital organs are pulled out of their ass. I managed to save Sephiroth before Dan could get to him but that Universe is completely destroyed. Since Sephiroth is homeless I have decided to take him in as another pet, how hard can it be to look after another virgin man?

[Sephiroth offered to shake Seto's hand but Seto turned away, crossing his arms and facing Sephiroth with his back turned. Sephiroth began exploring the castle to get use to his new home until he came to a library. The place where Seto and soon Sephiroth will fear. Sephiroth saw huge shelves over 50 feet tall that extended farther than the eyes could see. The shelves were all filled with dvds. Setsuna put Mr. Hamster on her shoulder and pulled out one dvd to watch.]

Sephiroth: What is that?

Setsuna: This is a special edition movie of Dan giving Vega a vasectomy with his own claws. It even has undeleted raw scenes in slow motion. It also came with a limited edition foil cover of Dan's latest magazine called Fag Digest. In it Dan talks about the perfect shade of pink lipstick to decorate Vega's ass with. Dan can't wait to carve his name on Vega's ass to declare his yaoi love for him. Awwwww….. I am so happy now because finally my life is complete since I have a pet hamster! I am going to start making a beautiful luxurious room for my hamster. You, boys, behave while I brush my hamster's fur and feed him the highest quality of honey coated sunflower seeds.

Seto: I hate yaoi! I hope Vega's panties get lodged up and stuck in Dan's windpipe when he inhales them up his ass so that the pink faggot dies!

[Sephiroth goes to his room to get settled down but before he left Seto grabs his wing and finally speaks to his adversary.]

Seto: Remember, you fucking freak, that I am the alpha male around here and in charge. I was here the longest. I get the best food and everything else. You don't eat or speak until I am done and I give you permission to!

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[The next day Setsuna was gone early in the morning. As the day goes by, Seto and Sephiroth both start to get worried. Sephiroth has inspected all the rooms in the castle only to find just about every room filled with Setsuna's personal collection of Vega X Dan yaoi porn and each room more scarier than the next. Seto just sits and waits in the throne room for Setsuna to return. Seto hopes that Setsuna would return with a something good to eat like a big bucket of fried chicken or a pizza.]

Seto: Goddamn it. I sure hope Setsuna doesn't bring more garbage shit home like more pets!

[An hour later Sephiroth comes running in to the room, he was quivering with fear.]

Sephiroth: Seto, you have to come quick and see this horror!

Seto: What the fuck is it now?

[Seto followed Sephiroth and to his horror, he was taken to a large room which was filled with a lot of hamsters! Setsuna had bought 100 pet hamsters and she had left again to go back to the pet store to buy more tasty hamster treats. She took Mr. Hamster with her and left Seto and Sephiroth to watch over her new pet hamsters.]

Seto: Fuck.

Sephiroth: What do we do?

Seto: Shut up, I'm thinking. We have to get rid of all these hamsters before Setsuna comes back. I don't want to be walking in waist high of hamster shit everyday!

Sephiroth: I can start a fire to kill the hamsters?

Seto: Shut up, I didn't give you permission to speak. Hold on, you can do that?

[Sephiroth nods his head.]

Seto: THEN DO IT!

[Sephiroth shrugs his shoulder and as his eyes glowed green, his arm ignited in a huge flame that he used to throw a wave of flame at the hamsters. The fire circled all the hamsters and burned them all to a black crisp, leaving their smoking ashes behind. Seto quickly sweeps up the ashes of all the dead hamsters in a bag and has the bag thrown down an incinerator pit. Seto dusts his hands happily. The hamsters are no more. He shakes Sephiroth's hand for a job well down.]

Setsuna: MY HAMSTERS!!!!!!!!

[Setsuna comes back home to be horrified that all her other hamsters were gone besides Mr. Hamster. She begins crying as she hugs Mr. Hamster.]

Seto: Did you bring anything back for us to eat.

Sephiroth: I don't think this is a good time to mention anything about food.

[Sephiroth could tell that Setsuna was mad, very mad. Setsuna holds her Time Staff tightly with both of her hands and turns it in to a glaize as she was about to punish both Seto and Sephiroth until a book appears in front of her out of thin air. Setsuna reads the book and her anger turns to fear as she read what has happened. Setsuna now had another bigger problem to deal with and she honestly didn't know what to do.]

Setsuna: This is the worst thing that could ever happen to me and any yaoi fan of Vega and Dan.

Seto: Why? What the fuck happened?

Sephiroth: It can't be that bad if it has caused you to spare our lives.

Setsuna: Vega has just broken up Ryu and Chun-Li! Vega is in love with Chun-Li, which is very wrong because he should be in love with Dan instead. Vega has been working hard to win over Chun-Li by playing dirty and it is working as through a misunderstanding there was a big fight which ended up with Chun-Li and Ryu getting a divorce. Every time Dan pries Vega away from Chun-Li and punishes Vega by raping his brains out, it is most entertaining! But this is all wrong, Vega should spend all his time satisfying Dan!

[More bad news came to Setsuna.]

Setsuna: Vega has just escaped from Dan. Dan does not know where he is and is heartbroken. The yaoi porn industry is seriously going to suffer from this.

[Setsuna begins to cry as she goes to another room to watch TV. Seto and Sephiroth follow her and watch Setsuna cry, they both feel sad and sorry for her. Setsuna was watching a classic show called Santa Fag starring Dan Hibiki.

"Everyday on Christmas Eve, the happiest and gayest man in the world Dan Hibiki puts on a pink Santa suit to give presents to gay men everywhere. Dan would play Santa Fag to visit every gay man's home and spread his Saikyo cheer. Every gay man like Benimaru, Zangief and even those still in the closet like Sagat, waited happily for this day because Dan would give each of his fellow gay men a big present. T'is the season of giving and yaoi joy. Leather pants, pink dresses, pink makeup, pink high heels, pink ass dildos, Vega blow up dolls, Shadowlaw yaoi porn Saikyo style..... Everything that a gay man like Dan dreams for.

Santa Fag makes a list and checks it twice. He's gonna find out which man has been gay or straight. So be gay for goodness' sake. The gayer the man, the better the gift. The best gift of all is one of Dan's personal pink bras that he forces Vega to wear which reeks of Vega. Nothing Dan loves better than sniffing up Vega's scent from his feminine clothing and powering up the Saikyo drill. Joining the Saikyo dojo also scores big points with Santa Fag. So if you are a gay man and you see a pink gi, a Gadouken along with a loud Saikyo taunting cry, quickly go up to your bed and have happy dreams of Vega because tomorrow under the tree there will be a pink present wrapped in pink ribbons from Santa Fag. On Christmas day, there is a very special tradition. It is called Saikyo caroling. This is when Dan forces Vega under the mistletoe and Vega's screams are the beautiful yodeling sound of Christmas carols. There is no sight as beautiful as a Vega X Dan moment. The best Saikyo hit of all time is when Dan sings "I'm dreaming of a pink Christmas" where there is a great performance of Dan playing Jingle Bells with Vega's testicles and chewing them off in Saikyo tradition! Joy to the world, Dan is loving his Vega!"]

Sephiroth: We have to do something to help Setsuna. I hate to see her in pain like that.

Seto: Me too but what can we do?

Sephiroth: Use your twisted sick mind to try and bring Vega back to Dan.

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[Dan is desperately roaming the city searching for his escaped Vega. He is roaming the city looking for Vega and picking up any other man for a quick ass drilling in the process. Dan has gotten so out of control that many men were rammed so hard by Dan that they had to be peeled off the sidewalk with a spatula. Vega found a good hiding place safe from Dan until he got a letter that mysteriously appeared to him. Vega didn't know how the letter got there but when he read the letter he was very excited. It was a letter that was written by Seto forging Chun-Li's handwriting and signature saying the most obscene and perverted things imaginable to Vega. Vega gets turned on and thinks that Chun-Li wants to meet him and immediately runs out of hiding to Chun-Li's new 'house'.]

Vega: I'm coming, Chun-Li!

[But as soon as Vega gets to the house it was a set up. Once Vega opened the door, it was shut tightly behind him with the lights turned on. There was Setsuna, Sephiroth, Seto, Cammy, Ken and a very mad Ryu with a waiting Dan. Vega screams in fear and tries to slash the door down with his claws. Setsuna passes a bottle of Viagra drugs to Dan. Dan ate all the pills and immediately turned in to a Super Fag unable to control his hyperactivity and lust for Vega. Dan went to Vega and immediately drilled Vega's ass so hard that there was a huge stream of blood coming out. Setsuna immediately turned on her movie camera and began recording. Seto and Sephiroth got terrified and hid in fear behind Setsuna.]

Setsuna: There is nothing that quite puts a smile on my face as watching Dan express his love for Vega on his asscheeks. I remember this one time Dan actually did give Vega so much loving that he almost popped Vega's ass cheeks off. Awwww…..

Dan: Vega, Dan is so happy again! I just love a happy ending with my Vega.

Vega: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Vega's ass started getting redder and redder, Dan is very proud and shows his masterpiece to everyone. Seto and Sephiroth couldn't look as they were petrified with fear and gripped Setsuna tightly.]

Dan: Who wants to bless my Vega's ass for good luck?

Seto: You people are so fucking sick if you want to kiss Vega's ass! Why don't Dan just stick a faucet up Vega's ass so he can turn the handle and use the blood gushing out of Vega's ass to be used as fruit punch?!?!

Cammy: About time for Dan and Vega to show some jolly good yaoi action.

Setsuna: Vega, talk dirty details about how good in bed Dan is to you and how you are always screaming for more.

Vega: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Cammy: Vega, tell Dan that you want more! Kiss Dan now! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Dan: Oh my gay stars. Vega, you are so gorgeous. Kiss me!

Vega: If anyone out there has any mercy then please kill me now!

Dan: I love you so much, Vega! Give me a big kissy now!

Vega: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dan: That's YES!

Vega: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dan: Yes, yes , yes!!

Vega: Help me! Kill me!

Dan: Vega, my love. I love my Vega!

Setsuna: Look at Dan and Vega's perfect love. Dan thinks he can make rap music by stretching Vega's ass to a beat.

Cammy: I want this new tune on my cellphone!

Setsuna: I hope the whole city can hear Vega screaming out Dan's name with love. Awwww….

Sephiroth: I don't know, sounds more like Vega is screaming bloody murder and is crying to be put out of his misery. This kind of looks like a brutal crime to me.

Seto: It is! Dan is Saikyo raping Vega so badly that his testicles is getting shoved up his lungs. I need a paper bag, I think I'm going to vomit from watching all this sickness.

[Vega's ass began growing bigger and bigger until it explodes. A loud bang was heard, that sounded like a bomb explosion and Vega yodels loudly in pain.]

Vega: YEEEEEOWOWOWOWOW!!!!

[Vega passes out and faints in a coma with fear. Cammy claps her hands to applaud the performance.]

Setsuna: Damn, looks like the show is over.

Seto: FINALLY!!!!!!

Sephiroth: Please say we can go home now.

[ Setsuna hugs both Seto and Sephiroth to praise them in their part in helping Vega's reunion with Dan. Setsuna teleports herself and her men both back home to the time gates.]